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Canadian Porch Swing 

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
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canadian rough house 

a sex position when a man holds a woman up-side-down with her legs spread open completely while he does her hardcore up the ass
Last night I engaged in canadian rough house sex with my girlfriend.

Canadian Tire 

A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.
John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.
Canadian Tire by Tomato Head October 13, 2006

canadian fakeout

Where you are having sexual intercourse with a lady doggy style, He pulls out then spits on her back. When she looks back, he ejaculates in her face.
My girl was being a total bitch yesterday, so late last night i hit her with a canadian fakeout
canadian fakeout by Jungdaddy18 April 26, 2006

Canadian Starburst 

Inserting your fist into your partners anus or vagina then extenting all fingers simatanously to create a bursting sensation. Also known as the Candian Starbursts when using mulitple hands.
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I was shooting for the stars when I gave her a Canadian Starburst.

She said, "It felt like the 4th of July when you gave me that Canadian Starburst."

"Was that the Canadian Starburst woooo OH woooo now I know how the dinasours went extinct."

Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.
Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.
Canadian Log Jammer by Victor April 29, 2004

Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.
My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.
Canadian Lumberjack by Deeteezy January 19, 2010