bruce laird

The sus guy in the friend group

Your such a bruce laird

by GangaGeorge November 17, 2021

Bruce Gender

The possibility of someone transitioning from male to female.

Don't get all Bruce Gender on me now.

by MontyAllen April 21, 2024

Sam Bruce

The king of all cucks, as he has a long distacne girlfriend that cheats on him regurealy and he enjoys it and gets her to send videos of her lovers gooning to her. He also runs her socail media to get more boys to bone her

He is such a sam bruce

by Sam bruce-lover February 5, 2025

Bruce

Bruce is a good and most of the time horny and he is mostly hott when he wants to be and tried to be the best he can and cares about his friends and family first and doesn’t put himself first and he tries to be the best he can so others can feel happy but most of the time it doesn’t work he sometimes get bullied and gets made fun of but he learns from it and gets stronger not weaker he keeps going forward even tho he feels like giving up he tries and tries and rarely gives up and he wants to be the best he can do he can finally get noticed by others who was gifting in his downfall

Boy:hey your very pretty

Girl:Ty your also cute

Boy:your welcome

Girl: your very nice is your name Bruce

Boy :yes ong how did you know

Girl:because people names Bruce are cute and nice

by Jackson34 November 23, 2021

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Bruced

When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault

Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.

by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023