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Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023
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The Church of Bruce Lee

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
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Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.
"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."
by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023
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Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart
Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce
by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022
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X-Bruce-Lee

Someone: Have you seen X-Bruce-Lee
XBL: (autistic noises)
by Yes Yes No but Ok December 29, 2022
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BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.
by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023
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Bruce

A Masculine man, who is Rich, & Quits all His Bad habits & laziness. His parents always argued for him to change but now he has finally become a new person & his parents & family on love him.
Bruce Quits all Bad addictions & Habits
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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