you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
A fortress composed of chairs and blankets that is primarily used for naps. Only two people should be present in a breakfast nook at one time and activities within' the nook should be restricted to playing solitaire or sleeping.
"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"
"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."
"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."
by akb123 July 25, 2008
...you know.
This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...
Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
by Head Chef June 10, 2009
by nevamuck November 03, 2010
when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
by TinoFett June 09, 2006
From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"
by Pdogs August 27, 2005
a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.
We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.
by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 15, 2011