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I’m bored

Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that

- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.
“Dude I’m bored
That sucks man”
by a a a a a a a a a a a. A a. A. October 25, 2020
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Boobed

Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.
Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!
by urban.dick September 18, 2011
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Boredom

Occurs when one has nothing left to do because their penis is too sore to toss off again
Woahhh...I am so bored today, I have nothing left to do. This bordem is killing me
by x_6madness9_x July 28, 2005
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boredage

my saturday was boredage
by Daniela April 5, 2003
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bored

Messaged person: Wassup?
Horny person: Nadda VERY bored...you?
Messaged person: Bored here too! *wink*
Horny person: *nice* wanna fuck?
by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005
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bored

most commonly used word by evry in the world ever ever cos the whole world is boring
by roflator February 25, 2005
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toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009
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