Blobstrop

That wonderful time of the month when even something as innocuous as good morning can get your head ripped off by someone who has the decorator in.

Jesus mate, stay clear of Sandra this morning, she's having a right proper blobstrop.

by Jimmy, the scourge of X August 11, 2025

Blobular

Literally, an adjective to describe a form that is shaped like a blob. Figuratively, can mean cool, epic, or really anything you want.

Oliver: Wow, look at that glob of slime.
Sela: It's so blobular!

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Oliver: Last night was a movie, it was so blobular, bro.

by spookytoad August 28, 2025

Bloberto

Bloberto

Bloberto

by general secretary October 8, 2025

Blobbing

Saying a lot of stuff that is likely to be false, the reason might be is because that person tries to be one of these cool guys

Bro, why is this guy blobbing the whole class?

by Va1man November 17, 2025

blobtastic

Blobtastic means that something has a fantastic blobular quality. This is often used when describing residual plots to test for linearity and equal variance.

"This graph is blobtastic, the assumptions are met"

by Blob_stats December 15, 2025

t blobile

t-mobile's service sucks ass so everyone calls it t blowble

Meagan: Can i borrow your phone?
Casey: Yeah, but i have no service. I have T Blobile

by CaseyyLeighhx3 March 25, 2009

mrs blobby

a woman just before and during ovulation

due to an increase in size or bloated feeling

also used as being on the blob

which has the definition of riding mr blobby's cock

ffs i've run out of tampon's....

do ya need me ta go get ya some ? mrs blobby....

by new phrase of the day April 22, 2011