blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Bear Blasting

The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.

Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.

Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny

by Cracka Jak December 15, 2007

Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.

Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.

by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010

butt blaster

A male homosexual that actively and continuously engages in anal sex with another male homosexual. The action of rough anal by two or more queers.

"Yeah. I saw Neil and Bob on Las Olas blasting each others butts behind the queer club.'
"Butt blasters, eh?"
"Yep."
"Dang."

by Dezzie Dee April 17, 2006

scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006

Thigh Blaster

The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.

I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.

by Fet Nite April 10, 2012