low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day

Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn

by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016

Begum Baited

Where You say a persons Name, then when they Say Something or look in your general direction you immediately ignore them. Then you say Begum Baited

Hey Fin (waits for Response) Fin says Hey

Me: BEGUM BAITED!

by Finzbob October 20, 2020

Baby Batter

Cum, Sperm, Male Ejaculation

Lee Daniel's STAR

CARLOTTA: The priority is getting you healthy and getting your voice back.
And now that it's been a month of vocal therapy, how's it going?

STAR: Not great, Carlotta. Thanks for asking.

MISS LAWRENCE (Miss Bruce): That's 'cause you sitting there sipping on that water child. Throw some baby batter in there, lubricate them vocal cords. Trust me it works.

by TKStrand March 5, 2022

Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Doo Doo Batter

Slang for shit or poop.

My ass is filled with Doo Doo Batter

by KaseyWN June 17, 2018

Battering Ram

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.

"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."

by Joe Guy June 3, 2003

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009