Basic Baboon

A person who likes things that are not improved or finished yet.

Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.

by Basicbaboon May 31, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****

Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up

by uramax_boy August 15, 2019

dune baboon

The hamadryas baboon, a species of baboon from the Old World monkey family native to the Horn of Africa.

Person 1: Today in biology we learned about different monkeys including the Hamadryas Baboon.
Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
Person: That’s so cool!

by lotrfan1986 March 13, 2021

Dirty Baton

A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.

"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"

by AddyEV March 3, 2022