Who asked?

Who asked is a very dangerous phrase especially in a argument. Why? Because it slap a massive zipper to the victim preventing any ideas and make them almost haunted for weeks

Lisa Gaming Roblox: Please don’t hate me!
A: No
Sussan Gaming Roblox: Who asked?
A: Oh hell no man

by Duong Pham May 28, 2023

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gay awakening

When you watch the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video.

Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"

by dg1301 June 11, 2023

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A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool

Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***

by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

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Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

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Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

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