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Abortion

A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.
An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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Abortion

Abortion kills an innocent child.
by tr00p March 28, 2025
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Abortion Queen

A woman who sleeps with multiple men. Gets pregnant and doesn’t want to take responsibility
Tyrone slept with Keisha knowing she loves getting pregnant but he knew she aborted the last 5 kids! Man! That’s an abortion queen!
by Big Al Crane May 6, 2025
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Abrotion

When 2 guys decide they don't want to be friends anymore
We were friends for years, but when his whole attitude changed, I couldn't handle it anymore. I had to give him an abrotion to get him out of my life.
by SykoX13 June 9, 2025
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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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