The Mop

Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.

Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.

by Heatmyzer May 22, 2022

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by June 19, 2023

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

butter mop

One’s butter mop is your hairy ball sack that you swipe across that gooey mess between her nether regions and clean it up after you’re done fucking a lovely bitch you submitted your manbutter excessively all over 👍

We ran out of moist towelettes and I had to use my butter mop to clean up that mess of manbutter because she would’ve been dripping all the way to the shower

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 24, 2018

chimney mop

A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.

Bree is the world's most sexiest chimney mop.

by Chimney mop July 13, 2022