A vehicle that is good enough to be a lot of fun but cheap enough to not give a shit what happens to it
by Zealousvoyager October 14, 2019
Get the Green Truckmug. When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
by It is ja boi June 12, 2018
Get the Vending Truckmug. When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.
I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬
by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019
Get the Truck Stuckmug. A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.
"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"
by OliveEweMuch June 15, 2021
Get the cunt truckmug. The act of smoking a marijuana cigarette out-of-doors while leaning against a vehicle, preferably a truck.
by eddydish August 20, 2011
Get the push a truckmug. THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
Ken: ok, why not?
Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
Get the The Vac truckmug. by Urmommmmmm101 January 17, 2022
Get the Truck Whoremug.