Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

bill winters

the scummiest of scumbag attorney

the type of attorney who steals cases from his former boss by manipulating his secretary whom he is also sleeping with

an ambulance chaser

son stop being such a Bill Winters and running after that ambulance you might get hurt!

by misterfuntime1997 July 23, 2019

Winter Eyeshadow

The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.

I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Winter Hot Chocolate

Winter Hot Chocolate is when you embark into a females/males septic tank, and install a spout into the pipe system. You must also add a preheater like the gas station coffee machines, and pour yourself a nice mug. You sip on that mug like a nice hot chocolate in the cold days of winter

Dude, she could give me some winter hot chocolate

by Sammyboi69420 September 6, 2025

decaying winter

Game on Roblox, designed by Archimexus, that consists of a gameplay loop of scavenging, fighting, and fucking Sledge Queen

there are like 4 factions agents raiders scavs rekigon

rekigon are just a bunch of crackheads who stab you with weed knifes and make sleep paralysis demons that make you want to kill yourself
raiders are absolute fucking simps for sledge queen and turn you into a meat paste the second you get close to their strip club
scavs are just rekigon without the weed or demons
and agents are just femboys dressed in buckets and thigh highs
there are also 2 VERYY fuckable bosses; sledge queen and yosef
GOD DAMN ITS EVERYWHERE

raiderreal: hey lets go play some decaying winter
Elcwo: ok femboy
*they then go gangbang sledge queen with a stick of dynamite and a pitchfork*

by raiderreal October 25, 2025