Wilmer Valderrama

The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

I love Wilmer Valderrama!!! How could you not!!!??? that hair... that voice... swoon!!!!

by I Luv Wilmer Walderrama!!!!!!!! July 13, 2006

Vaguebooking

When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)

me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph

by DJ Jaybird January 10, 2015

[valdemar]

a feeling of hypnosis or trance

Gazing into my lover's eyes left me with a feeling of valdemar.

by Jeff Tucker August 22, 2008

vague cheshir

A retarded freak who sucks dick and loves to shove marshmellows in ass,this is usually followed by shouting "OHHHHH BOBBB!!<3" In a very sick matter.She can be spotted on AIM with this as her username.

"That girl isn't nearly as bad as vague cheshir."

by Kittie December 7, 2003

values and choices

The stupid name for sex ed that 'tries' to trick teens into thinking it's not about sex. when it really actually is.

Teacher:Okay class, we're going to start values and choices today!
Student:Isn't that another name for sex ed?
Teacher: NO!

by Tayho December 12, 2008

vagueing

Gossiping or being salty about

"Jessica is so salty"

"Who she been vagueing about now?"

by Trashy101 July 10, 2017

Exxon Valdez

Union Jack's secret identity

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

by Ex-on-Val-dez May 5, 2003