Uncle Happy

The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.

"Uncle Happy just smacked that gobber up nicely with his left leg."

by Anonymous April 6, 2005

Uncle Crimbo

Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.

Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.

Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.

Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.

or

Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!

by Kenjoki Ikari December 25, 2005

uncle daddy

What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.

I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.

by hannibal lickter May 15, 2005

Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004

Uncle Vic

Slang term used by Vicodin addicts to describe, you guessed it, Vicodin.

Hey, man, you got some Uncle Vic for me?

by The Original OG April 2, 2003

Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise reckless actions (that usually involves excessive killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Israel has a right to defend itself, but its recent actions in Lebanon is an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

by Del360 September 10, 2008

Everyone and their uncle

Old saying inferring that a shitload of people are doing something or are somewhere.

1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)

by Zac p March 19, 2008