I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

by Arial text June 13, 2004

Turning Red

Another word for a period

Person 1: you having your period?
Girl: yeah, I'm turning red.

by Aishiteru_nobody March 15, 2022

Turdina

Resident Log of Fecies that wont flush

Dude Turdinas come back again!!! ARRGGHHH

by Gwaihir the Windlord June 14, 2005

Turkish obelisk

A turd (usually of a dog, occasionally human) standing straight up on a sidewalk.

I was amazed to see a Turkish obelisk in my path as I walked to work last Monday.

by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Turkish Tumbler

When you are having sex doggy style and when you cum she front flips and takes it to the face.

When you are doing it doggy and when you cum she flips and takes it to the face Turkish tumbler style.

by Florida Freak September 12, 2010

Tusking

1) To tusk. (Also see Walrusing.)

2) Onomatopoeia: Chkk-chkk-chkk

3) The action performed by a person with their index fingers in front of their mouth as if they were tusks, followed by the sound "Chkk-chkk-chkk".

Walrus: "Chkk-chkk-chkk"

Person 1: "Hey, that walrus is tusking! I can do the same thing! Chkk-chkk-chkk!"

by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011

Turkish Minivan

The act of giving a girl a minivan while in a sauna.

I gave Olivia a Turkish Minivan last night at the gym, the sauna steam made it so much hotter.

by Treemeister Master July 4, 2011