dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.

"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."

by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006

tardulate

a synonym of retard

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.

by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008

Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

slang turd

a bullshit attempt to make up slang words and try to sound cool. this phenomena occurs primarily when intoxicated.

Sarah:Oh, baby that girl is PHAT. She is so fly!
{laughs to herself in a drunken snicker}

Sarah: You like my use of slang turds?

Allegra: Did you just say "slang turd"?

by saragra viggivan April 28, 2007

Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

by Sandmanski October 29, 2017