catch a tiger by the tail

Something too difficult to manage or cope with.
This colorful metaphor conjures up the image of grabbing a powerful but fierce animal by the tail, only to have it turn on one.

You know nothing about the commodities market; you'll end up catch a tiger by the tail.

by nootka2 March 20, 2010

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

YouTube Tail Chase

A YouTube Tail Chase or YouTube Tail Chase Loop, refers to the endless re-buffering of a video during streaming. With the loading of Youtube videos comes a circle, with smaller circles going around it. This circle icon appears in the middle of the video during the streaming process. These circles look like a dog chasing it's own tail around in an endless circle. YouTube Tail Chase Loops commonly occur when trying to watch multiple videos at once. If a 1 minute video Re-Buffers 5 or more times, then that can be considered a YouTube Tail Chase. And if a 5 or 10 minute video that never finishes playing, because it doesn't come out of the rebuffering process, is then considered a YouTube Tail Chase Loop.

I got stuck in a YouTube Tail Chase when I was trying to watch a clip of some dumb kid who lit himself on fire. It took me 15 minutes to watch a 2 minute clip!!!

by the2ndflood August 15, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022

whale tail

The enormous rear spoiler found on some classic Porsche 911 race cars.

That '74 Carrera RSR has a badass whale tail.

by Bundo September 14, 2005

Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005