Screenmate

A Windows application, program, script, or widget that creates a seamless animation on the user screen, usually interactive, always very annoying.

I wanted a giant penis flopping around on the my brother laptop so I downloaded the screenmate package from roobnbanks.net

by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) March 18, 2017

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

screen rage

Tearing somebody a new one online from safely behind the monitor, phone or tablet screen. Similar to road rage.

Don’t mention politics on my uncle’s Facebook wall. He gets screen rage and loses his mind. He needs therapy. I don’t trust him online or at the wheel!

by S. Logan December 7, 2017

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Screen warrior

A person who talks mad shit online, but can’t do anything in person

Jimmy: Man all this kid can do is talk shit in Instagram group chats
James: he’s a fucking screen warrior isn’t he...

by Surreytings March 3, 2019

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.

by humanifold March 27, 2019

Screenshot Snitch

A person who takes screenshots of your messages (on WhatsApp , messenger etc) and uses it against you later.

No messages are safe when you are talking to a screenshot snitch. He/she is analogous to a person wearing a “wire”.

That’ screenshot snitch , Adam just blew my chances with Amanda when he sent her screenshots of our WhatsApp messages when I called her a horny slut.

by Meesofat March 30, 2019