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Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017
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Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.
"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."
by madkat9 March 10, 2017
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Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.
I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!
by Carp72081 April 4, 2017
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fad-surfing

the persistent and often meaningless following of the latest trends
Our generation is very fad-surfing
by TyNa322 May 15, 2017
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ceiling surfing

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"
by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017
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Pussy Surfin

When you switch between fucking different women during sexual intercourse.
Mf spent his whole paycheck on backpages and paid 3 different girls to go pussy surfin last Friday night.
by 8BallingSuperSaucin August 19, 2017
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Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman
My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing
by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017
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