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suicide fart 

When you fart in high school, therefore committing social suicide. No one will ever view you the same after you suicide fart, especially if it stinks. Suicide farts most often come out of nowhere, taking everyone by surprise. After this type of fart consider yourself friendless for the rest of your life. No one can live down a suicide fart.
"Jenna, did you just fart?"
"No, I think it was Tommy!"
"Ew Tommy! Consider yourself friendless from that rank ass suicide fart"

Suicide is your only option 

Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.

On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."

"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.

suicide bait 

using suicide to gain someones attention or pity
"i was ignoring jay until he threatened to kill himself, it was total suicide bait."
suicide bait by lovelymiranda August 8, 2017

suicide bomber 

a dumb fuck who beleives it is right to explode himself to kill innocent people. Normally arabs. They do it to serve "allah" and the kids do it because they are brainwashed and need to earn their family some money for their life. The stupid bastards are paid to do that shit by terrorists which they have eventually become. They are the biggest treat to man-kind and must be terminated.
That stupid suicide bomber blew up after the dumass was shot by a smart soldier. Good work.

Suicide Pact 

One of the gnarliest drinks of all time, guaranteed to make you shit faced the first drink. Derived from a 12 year old child who killed himself from alcohol poisoning, this drink packs a punch from the scalp of your head, to the bottom of your scrotum. The pact means drinking this cocktail 3 times or more. Mix Includes
-1 Shot of Patron Silver
-1 Shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey
-.5 Shot of Everclear (95% ABV)
-1 Shot of Smirnoff Green Apple
-Peach Schnapps

-1 Shot of Bacardi Rum
-half a cup of OJ

WARNING- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ACTUALLY DIE TRYING TO DRINK THIS. PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

if you can down 3 of these...you are a hardass.
-Friend: Dude wanna get wasted tonight!!!

-You: Hell yeah bro!!

-Friend: well what club should we hit up bro, we can go to th...

-You: Dude, I got all the ingredients for a Suicide Pact right here, lets GET ER DONE!!

Suicide lane 

A suicide lane is a center lane on a roadway seperating opposing directional movements that is used as a passing lane for both directions simultaneously. If one was not careful when pulling into the suicide lane to pass a slow moving vehicle, they might collide head on with another vehicle doing the same thing, but in the opposing direction. Hence, the term suicide lane. The term has been misapplied in recent years to a center lane where vehicles in either direction can make left turns. This is not historically accurate and true suicide lanes are very rare today.
The two drivers died from a head on collision in the suicide lane when each driver tried to pass slow moving vehicles.
Suicide lane by The Traffic Man February 4, 2017