suicide stick

slang for cigarette

Coined due to fact cigarettes cause a slow death.

"Hey can I bum a suicide stick?"

by Wolfey866 April 25, 2009

Suicide Mission

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.

Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

Suicide wingman

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".

To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

May strip you of your dignity.

Sorry Joe, I was the Suicide wingman last time. Its your turn.

by Burrywog July 4, 2010

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

suicide shift

A work shift where the workers have eight hours (or less) between the time they get off of work and their next shift. Named this way because workers who are put into this situation are usually overworked and underpaid by their boss and would rather be dead than be forced to be overworked by a company that doesn't give a shit about them. Two notable cases occurred in July 2021 with the Frito-Lays company and in August 2021 with Nabisco. Unfortunately, this has become more common since the COVID-19 pandemic started

"One of the most contentious issues throughout the bargaining process, according to union leaders, has been the regular use of forced overtime at the plant that results in so-called 'suicide shifts' where "'many of the more than 800 workers at the plant are only getting an eight-hour break between shifts."'

-NPR

"Alongside low pay, treatment of employees is coming to the surface. Workers at Frito-Lay—which also exceeded its profit goals during the pandemic—went on strike for three weeks this summer, citing concerns over forced overtime, 100-degree plus conditions, and 'suicide shifts.' The workers were successful in ending the practice of assigning the grueling 12-hour shifts, which took place less than 8 hours apart...Parent conglomerate Mondelez International angered employees when it proposed turning eight-hour shifts into 12-hour ones without overtime."

-Civileats

by Mayday ｯ November 7, 2021

suicide caucus

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.

John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.

by Baldr57 October 8, 2013

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017