smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

skurfin

in the high desert-wakeboarding behing a vehicle along the river

Hey man, let's go skurfin tonight!!

by Steven B September 3, 2006

Smurfyspundant

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.

1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"

by Jackage September 30, 2006

smurf your turf

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

Smurfs in the sack

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

by Double Bs December 5, 2009

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.

My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.

by smurfhouser October 5, 2010