scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

side sandal

When you are walking, and your ankle turns to the side. You either look ridiculus or you fall on your ass.
-needed a word to describe this unfortunate situation.

When you see a woman in high shoes and she does not step right and her ankle rolls to the ouside.

by Erin Brown March 31, 2004

no scandal

nothing to worry about; no problem; ain't no thang; n/m

"... and the caddy was so incompetent that the back 9 took 3 hours, so I ended up being late for the board meeting."

"No scandal. I won't lay an arabian death mask on you over it."

by Nick Desbarats July 12, 2004

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Shadygate Scandal

A scandalous event which occurred sometime during 2010 at a local Canadian athletic club in the capital region, in which an elderly man reportedly made offensive remarks to female club members of varying ages. Of notability was a remark made to an underage female (less than 18 years of age), whose parents later filed a formal complaint. Shortly thereafter the man was allegedly banned from the club, and the term "shadophile" was coined.

"The Real Old Shady" was responsible for the Shadygate Scandal

by sonshinefun April 22, 2011

arabic sandals

the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.

John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.

Mark: what did you see?

John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet

by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014