dorm smart

A descriptive term for a college student who turns their small dorm room into a functional, stylish, and smart place to live by combining space saving ideas with stylish, comfortable, and functional decor.

Wow girl, your dorm room has everything including space! Seriously, you’re living dorm smart.

by DormSmart Girl October 12, 2012

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

by Froggo boi January 16, 2022

say you were smart

A phrase used when one is baffled at how something is constructed or designed or an action that defies logic or general common sense. The phrase can be extended to anything that is non-sensical in nature. The phrase can also be used by itself when observing an action that prompts one to state "say you were smart" in a bewilderment state of mind.

Say you were smart and you designed this cheese grater that rusts when you put it in the dishwasher; observing a person swim in shark infested waters might prompt someone to state "say you were smart"

by SanDiegoSoccerFan June 15, 2021

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

A smart idiot

One who excells far ahead in school but is rather stupid in the sense that they are close minded and not tolerant of people different than themselves. They often see themselves as better than many other people and judge people solely on their academic achievements and not on their personality or moral values.

The opposite of this is a dumb genius. One who does not do well in school but is very street smart and if he put in effort would do well in school as well.

Guy 1: hey I got an 85 on that paper man it's not too bad what about you?

Guy 2: I got a 96. You're a fucking retard.

Guy 1: at least I'm not a smart idiot

by moconahhh June 12, 2013

bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.

"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"

by I know the wigged avengers May 6, 2008