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slow cummer

A woman that takes forever to cum. No matter how good your dick skills are.
Man Cody my wife is a slow cummer, no matter how good I hit the g-spot.
by Nebsmith February 8, 2017
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Slow-VID

The pleasant and forced slowing down of an individual fast paced lifestyle due to Coronavirus - learning to appreciate the simple things in life, being present, doing less, slowing down, connecting with people and just enjoying, being, rather than doing.
I’m embracing the slow-VID lifestyle during this pandemic, less is more, being rather than doing and being more present.
by Nerfdad April 12, 2020
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Slow blink

When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.
*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"

*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"

*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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slow death

slow death can be used to as a reference to coffee.
She took a sip of slow death deathly through her lips.
by Nevets Zhang February 18, 2011
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slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.
Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"
by Flash1049 January 5, 2009
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Slow Cosby

A relationship in which one party agrees to sex in order to stay with the other person, but without actual desire or pleasure derived. Usually out of desire to be in a relationship, and fear of being alone, as opposed to any desire to stay with that specific person.
In my country, we call a slow cosby, "love."
by hellisbeingawake November 8, 2015
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Slow Balls Honda

Having the intentions of double timing your "Slow Balls Honda" and moving at the speed preposterous to other vehicles around you.
Tom- "Burn Em...!!!"

Rick- "I'll try but I do have a "Slow Balls Honda!"
by Epcon March 31, 2008
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