Alabama Slammer

When you are giving oral, and from your bed stand or other close location you produce a bottle of Alabama Slammer barbecue sauce, squirt it into your hand and you proceed to slap it across the others face. At the moment of impact, you must scream "Alabama Slam!!!".

"Jimmy was giving me oral, all of a sudden he yelled Alabama Slammer bitch.

by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014

scrotum slammer

A male who feverishly "slams" scrotums in his mouth.

Similar to a fag, or homo

"Chris shut the fuck up you scrotum slammer!!"

by iitswhereitsat June 14, 2006

Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

sloming

something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.

dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!

by leo stewart May 9, 2007

slammin' doors

A term me and my pal Rich came up with in psychology for one reason or another. It basically just means something is good.

"mmmm mmm, this sandwich is slammin' doors."

by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006

slammel the camel

vaginal intercourse

Met this hot chic and I played slammel the camel

by b fone January 17, 2009