Slang

1.Future cause of illiteracy
2.A Dyslexic's Worst Fear

slang:fo wat u do that shiznat dawg
Regular Human Being: Are you English or Retarded

Dyslexic:ai kant bo dis 5tuqid 5lang

by Rocko June 25, 2004

slange

the most asmazing word in the world. can be used to describe practically anything.
primerilly meaning slag, slut etc... but isnt as offensive, can be used to describe males, as well as females.
can be used to describe any sexual act eg/ she's been slangin again.

shut up you slange.
slange off.
you slange.
stop slangin you slange.

by emily May 13, 2005

Invalid Slang

Slang that doesn't throw useful light on a valid concept significant to Urban and Hip-hop lifestyle; created unnecessarily and with low taste to 'cop a cheap thrill.'

Youth X: "Did you see my rides windows? Check those out my brotha: one could call them Tintastic."

Youth Y: "Tintastic? Totally. Koooool."

Youth X: "Bombastic Tintastic..."

Youth Y then proceeds as quickly as possible to make Tintastic an Urban Dictionary entry and all persons who think that the Urban Dictionary is on the whole a good idea receive a bad idea in the email.

Urban Dictionary email subscribers proceed to think to themselves, "Well, I know allot of the concepts in the dictionary help me relate to people on the street and at the club and give me good words to use with my siblings, but some of the slang that I get in my email reads like it was conjured by an invalid. I think that that invalid slang should have be withheld within that invalid slangers mind for at least a few months before he emailed it to all of our inboxes. Oh well."

by D. Cerantola January 11, 2008

road man slang

People who say things like "man like Irede" and mad ting

Example of Road man slang is: Irede is mad Ting like dat

by Wanderer456 November 20, 2019

slang

slang in modern day term means that you deal to people on the strretz some of that ghetto love out thurrr!

"oh look there is daniel!"
"did you know that daniel slangs now?"
"ahh how sad daniel deals drugs i remember when he was like 2"

by jafra spa women of cali October 9, 2008

286 (phone slang)

Phone slang, the numbers represent the letters on it (2= ABC)

it means cum

also 688 means to nut

dude I just saw that dude 286 all over that trick

Is that 688 in your hair?

by Lyle Hatt July 16, 2004

The New Slang

The New Slang is a currently unsigned rap group based in Berkeley, California. The group hasn't gotten much attention yet, and I'm pretty much putting this out here to promote it, but, well, there you go.

LEAD MEMBERS:
MC Mo:lead rapper
DJ Snack:rapper/singer/producer
The Fuckin Cookie:producer/occasional rapper
OCCASIONAL MEMBERS/AFFILIATES:
VHS the Desirable
Rolling River
Konspiracy The Unloved Son
TMI
Al Cappella
Poser Asian

Currently, The New Slang plans to release a mixtape primarily composed of music with original beats, entitled "Threads." The Threads mixtape will be released sometime in 2010, along with a mixtape that is the sole project of DJ Snack and MC Mo entitled "2010," which will feature the two rapping over the instrumentals from Dr. Dre's "2001" album. Currently, The New Slang is unsigned and mostly unheard of. If you're interested in helping us change that, search "The New Slang-Stream" on youtube.

"On my cantonese game show, not one farthing is took
by the fat, sweaty men who cook the books
though they shot me many shifty looks
they left, and left the books crooked
that's why I'm here now, dead broke and nothing's cookin'"

-Rolling River, "Stream" by The New Slang

by Vhurka, AKA DJ Snack March 29, 2010