slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012

Slippery Douchbag

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

slippered

Wasted, Drunk, hammered, inebriated

hey dicky , let's get slippered this weekend for the boys

by Wrightnowfitness August 23, 2014

slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

slippery penis

1.A really wet, moist, succulent penis.
2. Penis covered in so much cum that it falls right out of your hand.

"She had a hard time gripping my slippery penis."

by AsushiScreams July 18, 2017