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Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
by slamtastic March 30, 2020
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Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".
I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!
by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020
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simp-mania

The entire fucking pokemane chat. This term may also be used on other popular e-girl streamers which are similar to pokemane, in which 30 year old men who live in their moms basement donate 2000 dollars to, in order to get attention from thoust female streamer those type of people are attracted to. If your reading this past 2020, you could find much more information on the word simp on other websites, for example wikipedia.org
*logs on to twitch*
*sees pokemane live*
dam thats gotta be simp-mania over there holy shit
by Smokyoin October 16, 2020
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Simpist

A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject
"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"
by NorthRug November 13, 2020
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Simposter

In among us, someone who is imposter and claims a crew mate is “safe” just to be a suck up.
Lol yellow was a mega simposter last round, I would hate to be him lmao
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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Simon saenal kim

The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly
Y/N: Omg its mr kim

Aiden: i know hes just so good looking

Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus

Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet

Y/N: no

Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks

Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021
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Simon's badonkadonk

Every Simon you know has a fat badonkadonk. So fat you'll be amazed.
Omg, Simon's badonkadonk is soooo fat. We should take a closer look.
by Sigmamale001 March 9, 2022
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