Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

shwang bangin

It means this dumber then a bag of shit

This bitch on the phone is shwang bangin me

by Shwang bang December 11, 2019

Shwang

(Adj) Chinese swag

The Chinese president has shwang

by Walker Dale Horton November 7, 2019

Shwanqueetie

When a bae is a queen, shweetie, and a majestic turtle dove, they can be classified as a shwanqueetie

"Shwanqueetie is quaking, I stole her marshmallow pillow and now she's gonna be totally shwanquakified"

by gaybale24🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 March 11, 2021

shwanquakified

When a shwanqueetie is quaking, they are considered a bae bale

"Oh my god bale, are you shwanquakified because I snatched your weave?!"

by jeraldjraf March 11, 2021

Shwangdazzle

Its just, like, some spectacular cock shit.

"So he thought he could get away with smashing out with stitches in his dick by just putting a condom on to hold his shit together!? Goddamn thats a fucking shwangdazzle if I ever heard one!"

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Shwank

The act of being Shwanky, to be cool and full of life and energy, to have the ability to look cool a bad looking outfit, or be able to make the best of a worst situation.

"Bro did you see that girl last night, she had that shwank."
"Really? Man I wish I could get with a girl that had shwank."

by Magmaboyx8 May 18, 2021