Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

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shlorg • shlorgofangladang • shlong • shlorp • Shlort • shlog • shlore • Shlong bong • shlonginator • Shlarg

Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.

Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad

by Niggis July 13, 2025

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Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

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Shlore

A combination of the word slut and whore. Usually use to defind a really bad noodle. Someone who does/says pervy things. Some who is attractive for no reason. Used mostly on men. Coined my twitch streamer Mochimaza

Look at that shlore. Wearing great swears and glasses in public.

by m.mttv October 27, 2025

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