shavecember

the occuring phenomena in which men of movember shower the floor beneath them with the free falling facial hair of november they have liberated their faces from. The resulting effect drives women back into the beds and kitchens of these cleanly shaven suave sophisticates.

karen: hey are you going to participate in decembeard this year?

myself: fuck no, shavecember baby!

karen: teehee looks like im making you a sandwhich!

myself: damn straight!

by i liek turtles November 30, 2011

Shavedog

A small, beautiful, talented creature, often found in classrooms or on sprung floors. While typically approachable, will shy away from blondes and overly dramatic people. Has huge appetites in a variety of areas. An incredibly worthwhile companion.

I can't believe how lucky I was to find a shavedog!

by BigLug11 August 18, 2012

Sheveler

1. An old, rusty, sharp, knife-like tool often used for masonry or gardening
2. An old, rusty, sharp, often homeless, person

1. Honey, I'm going to rip out the weeds. Where's the sheveler?
2. The sheveler who lives on the train enjoys the solitude.

by blee696 April 23, 2015

Shave The Teeth

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth

Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.

by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016

shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!

Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl

by OA-arizona March 10, 2017

shave off

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.

1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."

by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017

Scivet

A rude, derogatory word to call someone who's always up your ass or annoying you.

God, she's such a scivet!

Ugh, go away you scivet.

by cherry_bomb_bi March 29, 2019