shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Semp

The opposite of a simp or simpleton. A shorten word from "sempre stata intelligente" that translate to "always been intelligent"

"That girl thought that he was a simp that she could walk all over during their first date, but instead, the guy is a semp that always make sure that his date pay for their portion during the date.

by JKanina September 25, 2023

Semptious

When you just feel good like nothing bad has happened or will happen - usually occurs when listening to a favourite song or watching a movie that’s really good

I got home from a long day and listened to my favourite album. It felt semptious

by Wildflame21 December 13, 2023

shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.

My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.

by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024

Semperm

Semen + Sperm = semperm

Semperm in me

Bruh

It's semen + sperm basically cum

Fuck your cum

by Nickoblade November 30, 2023

schempadore

A ridiculous hair style similar to Johnny Neutron with a flat cut.

William looks like such a tool with his Schempadore

by bmaxx March 29, 2024