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Sichuan Sheet

H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.
"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."

"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"
by Joe Neubarth March 8, 2006
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Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.
Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.
by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013
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Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.
In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.
by I love my sheets May 25, 2009
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Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
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sheesh

Yo homies check out the new setup

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by cleanbean April 6, 2021
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sheet caking

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.
She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.
by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017
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beeg sheet

A large poo taken by Gorillas in which are also one of Gorillas' favorite food. AKA: Shit.
OWH BEEG SHEET MAN THATS A BEEG SHEET THERE MAN EAT IT NOW! IT TASTED GOOD!
by Randompedo101 November 20, 2013
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