Suwu Season

A range in time when a girl is on her period; menstrual cycle

It's suwu season, so shawty dick teasin.

- Wale

by bone a.k.a gerber a.k.a butta October 25, 2009

Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.

Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.

by slashdotat April 8, 2010

Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Sensor Excel-lent

Getting head while shaving in the shower.

Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.

by cloakedagger December 10, 2013

Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.

I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.

by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014

semotions

The emotions made in a male's semen and they can't hold back during inrecourse

Dam Bob, you got semotions!

by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015