Sensor Excel-lent

Getting head while shaving in the shower.

Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.

by cloakedagger December 10, 2013

jingle hell rock

This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.

Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.

by cloakedagger December 09, 2013