Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"

Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section

by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

separate the saucer section

A sex act where you peg somebody, then unstrap yourself (leaving the dildo in their anus) and change position to service them from the front.

"Squeeze your docking clamps tight, baby. I'm about to separate the saucer section!"

by FoxyMoron666 December 21, 2017

The Bra Section

When your at Target with your mom and you reach the bra section and your trying to look in every direction but there.

Mom: Are you looking at the bra section?!
You: What? No!

Mom: I think you were.

by thatguy942 June 3, 2018

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018