Sloppy Sandy 

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

Sloppy Sandy by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006

loose sandy hairy vagina 

a individual the acts like a ginormous pussy.
a very crabby person.
a fag.
a extremely fucked vagina on the beach that needs a hedge trimmer.

cody is such a loose sandy hairy vagina.
cassy is so nasty she had a big loose sandy hairy vagina

loose sandy hairy vagina by cowboy spanker September 8, 2011

hurricane sandy 

An especially loud, wet, messy BJ with lot's of moist heavy air breathing and throaty sounds

Having won the bet, I knew I was going to get blown, but didn't know she was bringing the full hurricane sandy...

hurricane sandy by sandy_survivor October 31, 2012

Aunt sandy

When someone you are smoking with gets the joint/blunt/bowl and talks until it goes out.

smoker1: what was i talking about...
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"

Aunt sandy by Opi8 November 13, 2011

Pulling a Sandy 

When someone is known for intending to attend a social event, but typically will have to bail for a standard family, work, life, reason at the last minute.

Monday
Friend 1: “Hey Sandy you coming to my Whiskey Tasting on Friday 😃!”
Sandy: “You know it mate 🤙!”

Friday
Friend 1: “Hey Sandy it’s time for the tasting, where are you 🤷🏻 ♂️“
Sandy: “Aw sorry mate, something came up insert obligatory excuse, etc. etc.. I’ll make the next one!”
Friend 2: “Pulling a Sandy again I see 😅”

Pulling a Sandy by basstouch June 17, 2022

white girl sandy 

cocaine, powder, mary jane, crack

Ken the user: Hey man have you seen that white girl sandy?
Kens drug dealer (that's on speed dial): ya man, she's with me. I'll bring her by to see you in a few.

white girl sandy by Ken (I'll fold you like a lawnchair) August 10, 2007

Big Sandy 

Town in the north east corner of Texas located on I20. Known because of the north/south switching station for railroads. Named after the town's rather large "madam" from the local whore house. Sandy was her name.

Yeah, going to head down to see 'Big Sandy' and see if I can't get same stank on the ole hang down.

Big Sandy by texymctexan April 4, 2011