simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart

Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone

by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016

salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Salmon meringue

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

by sploogio July 20, 2006

Salmon

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.

Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.

by SACollab October 17, 2020

salmonphobic

To have the irrational fear of or prejudice against salmons, specifically, salmons named sqlmon.

Salmon: Stop killing me!
Ender: No ❤️
Salmon: That's very salmonphobic of you.

by sqlmon January 22, 2021