salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

Salt-Bridge

When two or more males ejaculate in the direction of each other at the same time. If this creates a steady line of semen than this can be referred to as a 'Salt-Bridge'. Sometimes if there is a third party who is having the bridge built on them they are called a the 'Troll of the Bridge'.

Person1: Yo, bro that was crazy party last night.
Person2: Yah, we made a salt-bridge on the counter of that nightclub and than we made another on that Greek guy.
Person1: He was a good troll of the bridge

by Bobby Herder April 26, 2021

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

Truffle salt

The residue from the truffle butter on the sheets that has dried.

"Damn bro that slut left that truffle salt all over my sheets."

by West Texas Semen Demon November 18, 2016

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017