Sizemorphic

1) a software development term used to describe functionality purposely designed to be extraordinarily complex; often characterized by wildly inconsistent/unrepeatable results and an overemphasis on extraneous detail or superfluous information 2) A complex piece of software which generates results that are either irrelevant or could have been obtained by simpler means 3) Anything done with the deliberate intention of perplexing or confusing the reviewer or audience

The sizemorphic application would only allow users to continue if the following conditions were met:
1. The user had been given the proper security access
2. A valid insurance policy number had been entered
3. A blood relative had eaten pineapple within the past two weeks OR yesterday's date ended in a '2'.

by Mister Nom de Guerre April 21, 2008

sabe sized

A super small thing. Something so small that it is unbelievable that such a product would be produced.

That can is sabe sized, so it's not even worth buying. Lets buy the rob sized one instead!!!

by elton kingsley March 13, 2008

California King Sized

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005

Prick-Sizer

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

by daytripa May 1, 2003

sizemalize

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

by Amy December 31, 2003

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010