When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers
by Big Boy Balls September 28, 2010
Get the Ball Sample mug.noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
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When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.
Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"
by Simp Friend January 13, 2020
Get the Simped mug.Fractals are simplicated. They are easy to generate and enjoy. The are generated by a complicated process that few fractal artists fully understand.
by Dzeni February 14, 2005
Get the simplicated mug.verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS
I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!
by beuk March 3, 2008
Get the simplificate mug.Much like the behavior of early man who hunted game and gathered berries, grains and other small eatables found in nature, the more modern Hunter Sampler utilizes similar techniques not for locating food, but the most desirable, and not necessarily permanent, mate.
The Hunter Sampler will often seek out several members of the opposite sex intending to generate a pool of qualified individuals suitable for fornication. This pool may also be referred to as a Harem, but may consist of exclusively males or females, or a combination of both sexes. The Hunter Sampler will then "sample" each member of the pool and likely make determinations as to which members may remain, and which will be asked to leave the pool of candidates. Those who remain are likely asked to do so because they possess a unique skill that others in the pool do not. These skills can include, but are not limited to mastery of traditional technical execution of an act, or a strength in application or interpretation of creative/unconventional methods of traditional acts. The single standard
Those who are found to possess the skills and abilities that meet the Hunter Sampler's needs will likely be called upon any time of day (or night) to perform such skills at a location of the Hunter Sampler's choosing.
It is also believed that the Hunter Sampler will, on occasion, request the services of more than one pool member at a time. Circumstances which require more than one pool member to provide their unique services at the same time and location always indicates a sense of urgency on the part of the Hunter Sampler. These rare "triangular" or even "quadrilateral" scenarios have been reported, and often result in remarkable satisfaction on the part of the Hunter Sampler.
Please be aware that not all Hunter Samplers are alike. Their organizational methods and needs from their pool will vary and a pool member making a transition from one pool to anther should not expect the needs of their new Monarch to have any similarity to their former.
The Hunter Sampler will often seek out several members of the opposite sex intending to generate a pool of qualified individuals suitable for fornication. This pool may also be referred to as a Harem, but may consist of exclusively males or females, or a combination of both sexes. The Hunter Sampler will then "sample" each member of the pool and likely make determinations as to which members may remain, and which will be asked to leave the pool of candidates. Those who remain are likely asked to do so because they possess a unique skill that others in the pool do not. These skills can include, but are not limited to mastery of traditional technical execution of an act, or a strength in application or interpretation of creative/unconventional methods of traditional acts. The single standard
Those who are found to possess the skills and abilities that meet the Hunter Sampler's needs will likely be called upon any time of day (or night) to perform such skills at a location of the Hunter Sampler's choosing.
It is also believed that the Hunter Sampler will, on occasion, request the services of more than one pool member at a time. Circumstances which require more than one pool member to provide their unique services at the same time and location always indicates a sense of urgency on the part of the Hunter Sampler. These rare "triangular" or even "quadrilateral" scenarios have been reported, and often result in remarkable satisfaction on the part of the Hunter Sampler.
Please be aware that not all Hunter Samplers are alike. Their organizational methods and needs from their pool will vary and a pool member making a transition from one pool to anther should not expect the needs of their new Monarch to have any similarity to their former.
Dude, I met this girl not too long ago and she's been all over me since. I later found out she was a hetero Hunter Sampler, which I'm cool with, as long as she doesn't try and get me into a triangle scenario.
by TehBay August 7, 2009
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