Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

Shecking

The act of taking a shit and checking facebook, twitter, or other social media.

Dude, I was on the can shecking Facebook and I saw your ex post that she missed you!

by JustcallmeSoul May 22, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Sharking

Adjective;

1. When a group of security guards form a pack before investigating an area or dealing with an unruly patron
2. A group of males coming together then going to pursue dangerous activities

"Those security guards/ guys are sharking up, something must be about to go down!"
"Yeah, probably"

by Mackarony5 March 25, 2017

Sharking

To patrol an area.

We can't chill in the back of the warehouse because the supervisor is sharking back there

by Bodyshottyy October 31, 2017

Shaking out a Sarson's

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.

"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"

by Falz_13 April 22, 2018

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018