hare scramble

a motorcycle race that usually takes place in the desert. the course is long (about 60-100 miles), and is marked by streamers along bushes throuought the course and has checkpoints where tickets are collected

i won the hare scramble last weekend and now i'm king of the desert

by crf250x March 29, 2009

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

scram jones

ugly person. someone that once you see them, you want to leave... immediately

Damn, when I went to go see that guy from the partyline, he was straight scram jones case.. for real!

by Kia April 19, 2005

scram jones

Scram Jones n, adj.

1) A straight up hoe
2) A dirty slut that tries to get with you and all your friends
3) A girl that is straight up busted. Usually suffering from butterface, obesity, or shovel-syndrome.

Dude 1: You're hanging out with her?
Dude 2: Ya.. why
Dude 3: That girl is straight up scram jones.

Girl: Hey boo,
Playa: Get off my nuts, scram jones

Playa: Yous a scram jones!

by Mikey J in the 508 March 9, 2007

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010

scram

the only word the Vermicious Knids know.

the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.

by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012