no rules

used as a sarcastic response when an individual expresses how much they don't obey the social norms or adhere to the generally accepted guidelines of society

Dude 1 "Yo breh i hit that bitch from behind last night after drinking to excess and smoking a blunt while flipping off the cops and go-karting around the hopes and dreams of orphans..."

Dude 2: "NO RULES DUDE!!!"

by lol @ the world April 6, 2009

Four Day Rule

If the same girl wakes up in your bed for the majority of a week (x greater than or equal to 4) then you are contractually obligated to engage into a relationship with this individual. This rule does not apply when on vacation, due to the fact that there are frequently less beds and arrangements need to be made to satisfy both parties.

Dude, my roommate just satisfied the four day rule, that must mean they're dating. Sucks for him...

by Tyrone Schiff February 20, 2006

3 second rule

n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

I RULE YOU

something random to yell at people to establish your dominance. they will instantly be defeated, they may act confused but it is only an act to diguise their shame.

some dude: "hey ansel whats up?"
me: "I RULE YOU!!"
some dude: "what?!" o.0
me: "you can't deny me billy, its too real!!"

i am teh victor

by Ansel Schulenberg May 2, 2006

Rule of wrist

Popularized by the film "The Boondock Saints", The Rule of Wrist is a fitting male translation of the original rule, "Rule of Thumb", which is; a man can beat his wife as long as the stick was no wider than your thumb, after drunken review, it was decided that a stick as wide as your thumb cant lay out proper punishment and the width of your wrist should be used instead. upon mentioning this to a female in a serious tone of voice, expect to be kicked in the testicles.

"Cant do much damage with that now can we? Prehaps it should have been Rule of Wrist?"

by KaiTenSatsuma [KTS] December 24, 2008

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013