rectal plunger

The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.

God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.

The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.

by truthBtold December 15, 2014

rebtarded

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.

A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.

by Rahula June 30, 2015

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015

rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.

Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.

by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016