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real axolotl hours

The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit
Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours

Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce
by Pure_On_Cancer February 21, 2018
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Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв
Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.
by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019
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Creepin it real

I was sniffing her hair on the train- I was creepin it real!
by Nihilist Justin October 20, 2008
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real rap

It means that is offical.
That girl has a fat ass butt, yo real rap
by Mike Wayne May 17, 2005
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for real real

a more expressive form of for real.
by International Bad Boy September 5, 2005
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Real Music

"Real Music" is the bullshit classification often applied to musical genres by people who's narrow minded opinion is apparently the only correct opinion. Often based solely on personal taste, the idea of "real music" is nothing more than masturbatory bullshit.
"Hey did you hear that new song that came out last week?"

"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
by Integra Hellsing December 12, 2014
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Real Man

A Real Man

The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.

Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.

A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.

A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.

A real man isn’t afraid to love.

A real man takes, but also gives.

A real man defends the people he cares about.

A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.

A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.

A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.
The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.
by asisee November 20, 2012
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