prison

cheap housing for coons. all they have to do to get in is be themselves (i.e. steal a bike).

BikeStealingNigga:"Yo man, I like dis new ass house G-dog. Yo man, I be hungry"
Cop:"We don't serve fried chicken and watermelon here you damn nigger."
BSN:"Yo man, I be thirsty!
Cop:"We don't got any grape soda either!
BSN:"Well watta I do te pass da time yo?
Cop:"theres no crack here, you could get fucked by AIDS infested-Jim, or you could just get your ass kicked by me and the rest of the prison gaurds you damn coon."
BSN:"Why'd I ever steal dat bike!"
BSN:"Cause you're a nigger.
BSN"oh yeah."

by Captain Communism July 20, 2006

Resin Prison

A prison made completely of marijuana resin collected in the pipes of enslaved smokers . When inside resin prison, you are only able to leave if you smoke the resin bars, that you are imprisoned within , all the way without getting a headache. You can't take the resin and hide it because the resin ghosts will find you and fuck you up, more than likely leaving your shit in ruins.

I am trapped within a resin prison

by Prairie Village Police Dept. October 26, 2011

prison-pussy

The tuft, or patch of hair that grows in the small of a guys back...just over his ass.

"Dude, your prison-pussy's so thick it looks like a hedge hog's crawlin outta your ass!"

by Spookata October 27, 2005

prison rules

When men are in an enclosed environment for too long the urge to satisfy their carnal needs sometimes turn to taking a male partner to satiate their desire. Prison Rules dictate that the receiver is gay and the pitcher is straight.

Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow.
Red: But that was before the incident in the laundry...according to prison rules you're a gay man now Andy.

by Colonel_Blimp December 26, 2016

prison pussy

That sweet, SWEET, SWEEEEET stuff that lil' Junior is gonna have to get used to giving up naily or upon Bubba's request.

Bubba: "C'mon, boy, Long John needs sum lovin'"
Junior: "Not now, Bubba. I'm tired."
Bubba (yanking Junior's covers back and ramming his jimmy up 'in there'): "Stay in a child's place, bitch!"

by lawnmowerman August 29, 2005

prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.

Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.

Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.

by pljones February 23, 2009