Poodini

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"

by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015

phoodus

A goofball that insists on showing his penis even though it is only 2 inches long

Parker stop being a phoodus

by Niggasbetripin November 28, 2015

Pooda

Another word for vagina, as said by Queen Jackie in the movie "Snervous".

"Close your legs! I can see your pooda."

by @stevenfresco March 21, 2016

poodelm

a species of south african trees that also grow in india

did you see those poodelms in south africa

by totoros forever May 10, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodancing

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing

Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing

by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017