poot

An animal fart!

My dog ate bacon so he pooted a lot this morning.

by Stacy March 17, 2004

poot

1) a light and airy fart
2) a co-worker named Michelle

Have you smelled Shelly's poot?

by Cindy November 3, 2003

poost

the act of pissing out of your ass.

"Today I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I poosted my pants."

by pirt dept. September 13, 2006

Pooter

Someone's ass crack.

"Oh man, that pooter was hanging out all class!"

by Benjaming October 11, 2006

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

boop snoot doot poot

(vb): The act of booping the snoot of your favorite animal and it so awesome and then you do the poot right in your pantalones because you just can't

Mark: Yo why you change your pantalones
Me: Cuz I did a boop snoot doot poot on a good boi today
Mark: Wtf does boop snoot doot poot mean

by Sir Baguette von Ballsack December 19, 2018